Well hello, it is only 8.30am and I am exhausted, and my knees are shocking pain wise.
This week I have some genuine instructions displayed for English speaking visitors from businesses around the world.
Car rental place in Tokyo: “When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor”.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: “Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion”.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: “Cooles & Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself”.
In Hong Kong dress shop: “Order your summers suit, because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation”.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.