Damn just remember it's Monday and people want some facts so here they are............................
The female spider is generally bigger and stronger than the male, and mating she will often eat her boyfriend as a snack.
Male spiders wanting to avoid this generally approach females with a nice juicy fly wrapped up in silk as a present.
The shortest was in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1806, Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes
In 1992 Frank Perkins of LA made an attempt on the world record for sitting on top of a flagpole, however, suffering from the flu he came down 8 hours short of the 400 day record to find his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and power had been cut off.
The first airmail service carried letters only 20 kilometres, taking off on the 9th September 1911, it flew mail from one side of London to the other.