Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Just a Joke




Of course I won't laugh,'' said the nurse. ''I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

''Okay then,'' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
... the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. 

Unable to control herself,... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.

''I am so sorry,'' she said. ''I don't know what came over me. On my honour
as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.

Now, tell me,
what seems to be the problem?''
…''It's swollen,'' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.

9 comments:

Bouncin' Barb said...

That was great. Real cute!

Joanne said...

LOL!! I have to remember that one!
Blessings, Joanne

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

*groan*

Thisisme. said...

Hilarious!!!! Poor chap!

Bubbles said...

poor thing...waah ha ha

Al Penwasser said...

That picture should be a Public Service Announcement of the dangers of laying brick.

Anonymous said...

LOL! That was so funny :-)
Thank you for the laugh.

LOLA said...

I think it was my ex-husband!

Love,
Lola

becca said...

ROFL i about fell out of my chair laughing this was the best joke ever thank you

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