Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Just a Joke




Of course I won't laugh,'' said the nurse. ''I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

''Okay then,'' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
... the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. 

Unable to control herself,... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.

''I am so sorry,'' she said. ''I don't know what came over me. On my honour
as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.

Now, tell me,
what seems to be the problem?''
…''It's swollen,'' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.

9 comments:

  1. LOL!! I have to remember that one!
    Blessings, Joanne

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  2. That picture should be a Public Service Announcement of the dangers of laying brick.

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  3. LOL! That was so funny :-)
    Thank you for the laugh.

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  4. I think it was my ex-husband!

    Love,
    Lola

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  5. ROFL i about fell out of my chair laughing this was the best joke ever thank you

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