Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Nothing Much To Share So I Will Share A Joke


Guess who is coming for the night..................yes it's Little Leo now who amongest you are surprised I bet no one is because it's Wednesday and that means Leo spending the night. His mum said she would be dropping him off around lunch time and will pick him up sometime tomorrow afternoon because she needs a break from him. He will also be here New Years Eve which is Saturday night lucky me.............

Tim is working this afternoon and tonight so it will be just me and Leo for most of the night I do hope he goes to bed at a reasonable time. 

Kathy still has problems with her roof leaking she says everytime she has a shower she worries that the floor will collapse and she will end up in the laundry...............she has rang and complained again about it but at this stage they cannot tell her how long it will take to get it fixed...............

Since I don't have much to share at this time I will share this joke with everyone............................


                                               THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! 
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— 

Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. 

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem

11 comments:

  1. Lola & Teresa.......Pleased you liked it

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  2. This is a very funny joke. Thanks for the giggle

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  3. Loved it... thanks for sharing and I hope you and leo will have fun this evening.

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  4. Great joke! Really liked it. Hope you have fun with Leo!!

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  5. Great joke.
    "Coming for the night"?
    If I did that, I'd be exhausted in the morning.

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  6. *laughing* I needed a giggle or two.

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  7. Loved that joke - SO FUNNY!! Thanks for sharing it with us. Hope little Leo is good for you!

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  8. Mynx, Bubbles, Diane, Barb, al, Garnetrose & Thisisme............

    I am glad I made you all have a giggle and that you liked the joke. Leo was mostly good but wouldn't go to bed till papa came home after that he settled pretty quick.........

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