In times of hunger, stone age tribes would eat the old women before they ate their dogs, like how the hell would they know that.
The Bible has been translated into Klingon, the fictional language from Star Trek.
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There was or maybe still is for all I know a sport in Wales called "purring" where two opponents face each other firmly holding each other by the shoulders they would then kick each other in the shins while wearing metal toeplates what we call steal cap boots, till someone their grip making them the loser.
The term "honeymoon" is a translation of a word coined by the Babylonians who declared mead, a honey flavoured wine, the official wedding drink, stating that the brides parents be required to keep the groom supplied with t he drink for the first month of marriage.
On the 7 January 2002, Bob Bowling of Willard Kentucky shot himself in the thigh while practising his quick draw on a snowman,
Okay, so 1 and 2 are headscratchers; 3 and 5 are solid "WTHs"; And 4 would have been fine with me!
ReplyDelete#1 is a head-scratcher, #2 I understand, having attended Star Trek conventions when I was in my 20s. I thought #3 was going to involve cats (much nicer, thank you very much!). I think the brides probably deserved six months of honey mead after marriage, never mind the grooms in number four!
ReplyDeleteAs for the last one, well, I hope that person hasn't passed on his "stupid" gene to any progeny.
Chris.......Hell yeah
ReplyDeleteKea........Stupid is one gene that is easily passed on